Quote #8990
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #18780
Time has been transformed, and we have changed it has advanced and set us...
Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #2962
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another...
Quote #23520
That which has been believed by everyone, always and everywhere, has every chance of...
Quote #20255
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...
Quote #32561
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s...
Quote #29826
My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
Quote #14007
We are drowning in information and starved for knowledge.