Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #28778
When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had...
Quote #21485
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Quote #12381
Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it...
Quote #4867
That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,If with his tongue...
Quote #15819
If the riches of the Indies, or the crowns of all the kingdom of...
Quote #2137
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
Quote #14298
Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief...