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Living in the moment brings you a sense of reverence for all of life’s...
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Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I...
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What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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Since when was genius found respectable?
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People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
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The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will educate his patients...