Quote #3962
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
Quote #1762
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
Quote #26768
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Quote #8200
The best remedy for a bruised heart is not, as so many people seem...
Quote #28744
I’m the only person of distinction who’s ever had a depression named for him.
Quote #2517
I married beneath me – all women do.
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #20808
Cowards die many times before their deathsThe valiant never taste of death but once.
Quote #4874
We burn daylight.
Quote #28187
The old pool shooter had won many a game in his life. But now...