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My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah,...
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Life is a dead-end street.
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It is very hard to be simple enough to be good.
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We hold in our hands, the most precious gift of all Freedom. The freedom...
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Thanksgiving Day is a day devoted by persons with inflammatory rheumatism to thanking a...
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I wish everybody would have to have an electric thing implanted in our heads...
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
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Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
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Let us carefully observe those good qualities wherein our enemies excel us and endeavor...