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Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
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It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never...
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Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are...
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
Quote #21583
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t...
Quote #16137
But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...
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There never were, in the world, two opinions alike, no more than two hairs,...
Quote #5979
There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness...