Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #28322
If doctors ever tell you that you’ve ‘flipped out,’ don’t believe them, and just...
Quote #30881
Better be quarreling than lonesome.
Quote #15654
Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the...
Quote #30388
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good,...
Quote #28240
I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk,...
Quote #8460
If a rich man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised...
Quote #5316
I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I...
Quote #20807
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #19526
I will follow the right side even to the fire, but excluding the fire...