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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we...
Quote #10006
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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You can rot here without feeling it.
Quote #19329
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
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There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of...
Quote #12690
I learned this, at least, by my experiment; that if one advances confidently in...
Quote #6508
Gentlemen, you are now about to embark on a course of studies which will...