Quote #31284
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #3617
…no man of genuinely superior intelligence has ever been an actor. Even supposing a...
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #2150
Vote early and vote often.
Quote #7290
Let not a man guard his dignity, but let his dignity guard him.
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #25009
Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
Quote #6478
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.