Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #6179
What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether...
Quote #16007
So long as governments set the example of killing their enemies, private citizens will...
Quote #3036
Promote yourself, but do not demote another.
Quote #24456
It is good to live and learn.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #6682
Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we...
Quote #17750
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society...
Quote #18170
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...