Quote #20225
There are three classes of intellects one which comprehends by itself another which appreciates...
Quote #8182
A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian...
Quote #29296
If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you’d...
Quote #17942
Consider pleasures as they depart, not as they come.
Quote #28361
I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #7854
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #12450
Once you figure out who you are and what you love about yourself, I...
Quote #5881
There are one-story intellects, two-story intellects, and three-story intellects with skylights. All fact collectors...
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.