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T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #27497
I claim the right to contradict myself. I don’t want to deprive myself of...
Quote #2232
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #20981
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock...
Quote #2247
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
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I wish there was a disease where you’re afraid of clouds, because I think...
Quote #15508
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of our own mind.
Quote #1901
It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.