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I think, therefore Descartes exists.
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The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained...
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I don’t know why it is that the religious never ascribe common sense to...
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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...