Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #15212
All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health,...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #34027
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #8398
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
Quote #11634
succes is quest that will take me a life time to for fill but...
Quote #17015
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates...
Quote #6534
The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.
Quote #10589
Simply the thing that I am shall make me live.