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Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
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Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
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What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one...
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A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good...
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Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
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Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
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If we can … get them to understand that saying ‘no’ to drugs is...
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Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...