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I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
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In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first...
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What a pity, when Christopher Columbus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a...
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Cry “Havoc,” and let slip the dogs of war.
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It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called,...
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Eduaction is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
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The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.