Quote #28657
Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
Quote #12923
Thoughts are tyrants that return again and again to torment us.
Quote #3367
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #18536
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed....
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #10907
If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.
Quote #16206
Good taste is the flower of good sense.
Quote #28203
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Quote #33847
You signed a contract. But much more important than that, you gave your word....