Quote #11148
A clash of doctrines is not a disaster–it is an opportunity.
Quote #15403
A fellow who says he has never told a lie has just told one.
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #28562
The Universe may be as great as they say. But it wouldn’t be missed...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #21938
Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given....
Quote #22969
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Quote #27296
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
Quote #8955
I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important...
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...