Quote #18157
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #20747
Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
Quote #2240
Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #15527
Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.
Quote #24527
That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...
Quote #1105
“Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die...
Quote #13674
Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Quote #1664
There is no security on this earth, there is only opportunity.
Quote #29912
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and...