Quote #28587
Misery is when grown-ups don’t realize how miserable kids can feel.
Quote #30667
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what...
Quote #30052
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep.
Quote #22015
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #19793
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
Quote #11743
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
Quote #22851
Ted What about Brett Fav… ruh
Quote #11131
The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to...
Quote #17856
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes...
Quote #11498
The life of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.