Quote #832
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Quote #72
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
Quote #30806
After dinner, rest after dinner walk a mile.
Quote #17797
I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.
Quote #29688
I am bigger than anything that can happen to me. All these things, sorrow,...
Quote #1055
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
Quote #21388
Go thy way, eat thy bread with joy, and drink thy wine with a...
Quote #17714
He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #2041
My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any...