David Searles Quote #31577 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Jules Feiffer Quote #2835 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
Woody Allen Quote #18349 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Chinese Proverb Quote #24036 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you want 1 year of prosperity, grow grain. If you want 10 years...
Rodney Dangerfield, monologue Quote #8737 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Billy Madison Quote #16563 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Billy No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that this...
Marc Allen, Interview with Michael Toms Quote #10000 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What we think about, expands.
Gersonides Quote #15614 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A peace that comes from fear and not from the heart is the opposite...
Dr. Karl Menninger Quote #29990 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28147 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...