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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #2793
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.
Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #19041
I look into their eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them...
Quote #3157
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his...
Quote #33760
Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice....
Quote #2380
Ronald Reagan is the most ignorant president since Warren Harding.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #828
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be...
Quote #11972
Death ends a life, not a relationship.