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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
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The meekest of animals will fight bravely when it is backed against a wall,...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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All the fundamental concepts which make up the kind of people we are today...
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Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.
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The wise learn many things from their enemies.
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There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.
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There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”
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The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.