Quote #24657
Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
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Worries go down better with soup than without.
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But who is to guard the guards themselves
Quote #890
To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.
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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never...
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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its...
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #11480
Every once in a while, take the scenic route.