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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Animals are always loyal and love you, whereas with children you never know where...
Quote #15629
The perfection preached in the Gospels never yet built up an empire. Every man...
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If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #9104
We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.