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Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings.
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Al Czervik Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get laid.
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Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
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He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent...
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of...
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Practice, the master of all things.