Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #5784
Whatever you want to do, do it know. There are only so many tomorrows.
Quote #482
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
Quote #3179
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.
Quote #13953
There are no traffic jams when you go the extra mile.
Quote #21202
Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
Quote #31048
We cannot destroy kindred Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.
Quote #15539
If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could...
Quote #23896
I answer the heroic question ‘Death, where is thy sting’ with ‘It is here...
Quote #21039
One who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints.