Quote #24042
Practice no vice because it’s trivial… Neglect no virtue because it’s so.
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Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I...
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If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
Quote #3566
All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use...
Quote #15146
It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
Quote #19783
Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by...
Quote #10243
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and...
Quote #20818
This fellow’s wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves...
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #29265
The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they...