Quote #13634
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Quote #3168
All professions are conspiracies against the laity.
Quote #10244
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #4809
As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
Quote #11059
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quote #24147
I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the...
Quote #8025
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #7932
The more things change the more they remain the same.
Quote #18740
When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell him so.