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Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in...
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Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
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Love not what you are, but what you may become.
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I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
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The only thing that comes from a sleeping man are dreams.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so...
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As a sinner I could not please God, I could not neutralize or pay...
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
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Manners maketh man.