Quote #18649
Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.)
Quote #34552
Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it...
Quote #31729
When people keep telling you that you can’t do a thing, you kind of...
Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #26143
What spirit is so empty and blind, that it cannot recognize the fact that...
Quote #15492
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.
Quote #28370
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared...
Quote #31652
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
Quote #6459
Chance favors the prepared mind.
Quote #2430
Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.