Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in...
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #2641
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #27813
If you cannot find peace within yourself, you will never find it anywhere else.
Quote #15176
You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you...
Quote #26917
Every step toward Christ kills a doubt. Every thought, word, and deed for Him...
Quote #26826
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Quote #13429
The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that...