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Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
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The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8msecsec.
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
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A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him,...
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To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
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I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a...
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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...