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Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age, and...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little it is dearness only that...
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Society is now one polished horde, — Formed of two mighty tribes, the Bores...
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An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.
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He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays –...
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the...
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Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
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May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead
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A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her...