Quote #8135
God is really only another artist, he made the elephat, giraffe and cat. He...
Quote #73
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me...
Quote #31719
The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to...
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #19231
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
Quote #11275
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom,...
Quote #7293
Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Quote #8764
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It...
Quote #2925
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
Quote #9691
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the...