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Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
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War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is...
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The wise man avoids evil by anticipating it.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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No mind should submit their mind to another mind He that complies against his...
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I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I...
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I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from...
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...