Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if...
Quote #12472
Persistence plus no dignity equals success.
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
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Quiet and sincere sympathy is often the most welcome and efficient consolation to the...
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I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #2962
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another...
Quote #5538
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #15587
Procrastination is the grave in which opportunity is buried.
Quote #18700
The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the...