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I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
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The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of...
Quote #6938
Envy is the ulcer of the soul.
Quote #26628
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #33455
You don’t pay back your parents. You can’t. The debt you owe them gets...
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A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
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Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Quote #7691
Buy on the rumor; sell on the news.
Quote #3391
As if you could TELL time without injuring eternity.