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Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.
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I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a...
Quote #19168
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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As the same fire assumes different shapes When it consumes objects differing in shape,...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to...
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Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
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Love is friendship caught on fire.
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It ain’t over ’till it’s over.
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.