Quote #29261
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #28458
We will either find a way, or make one
Quote #431
Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
Quote #1815
The basis of optimism is sheer terror.
Quote #20940
The worst is not So long as we can say, This is the worst.
Quote #15997
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
Quote #12021
You can choose your behavior, the world chooses your consequences.
Quote #20820
To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to...
Quote #64
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Quote #16137
But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and...