Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #9988
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.
Quote #25924
All I want to be is normally insane.
Quote #34643
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
Quote #25375
Boys are found everywhere-on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running...
Quote #22015
A crash is when your competitor’s program dies. When your program dies, it is...
Quote #34917
If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get...
Quote #33216
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #13056
If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked.
Quote #10600
I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words...