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I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
Quote #23370
The 2nd amendment was never intended to allow private citizens to ‘keep and bear...
Quote #25673
A grownup is a child with layers on.
Quote #30509
I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man’s being unable to...
Quote #23324
I’ll be like Scarlett O’Hara-I’ll think about it tomorrow.
Quote #27890
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #3603
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by a...
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If doctors ever tell you that you’ve ‘flipped out,’ don’t believe them, and just...
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Behold, my son, with what little wisdom the world is ruled.
Quote #1190
People call me feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat...