Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going...
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #27058
Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howWe...
Quote #17286
I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have...
Quote #19074
As President Nixon says, presidents can do almost anything, and President Nixon has done...
Quote #22166
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
Quote #12114
A state that dwarfs its men in order that they may be more docile...
Quote #27027
Patriotism is when love of your own people comes first nationalism, when hate for...
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...