Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #25834
If the children already born each have only two children themselves … in twenty-seven...
Quote #33316
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Quote #268
The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Quote #11258
A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
Quote #8088
The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.
Quote #10005
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to...
Quote #5959
Discourage litigation. Persuade your neighbors to compromise whenever you can. As a peacemaker the...