Quote #3332
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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If I knew I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better...
Quote #12561
Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys....
Quote #19461
Pyro You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news –...
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Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
Quote #8871
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
Quote #19426
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.