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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the...
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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: “Why...
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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Wit is the lowest form of humor.
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There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is...
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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That’s...
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There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet....
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Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
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Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp – or what’s a heaven...