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It?s such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.
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Every act of dishonesty has at least two victims the one we think of...
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No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or “get rich” in...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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I?m searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can...
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Hit hard, hit fast, hit often.
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Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents...
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My vigor, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I...
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous – Calvin