Quote #20493
Things do not change we change.
Quote #2812
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours...
Quote #6810
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Quote #3609
Very little is known about the War of 1812 because the Americans lost it.
Quote #17399
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.
Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #21895
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #8973
To play it safe is not to play.
Quote #28034
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...