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My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah,...
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When I was a child, my mother said to me, ‘If you become a...
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Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one.
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
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A woman should never be trusted with money.
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There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest...
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still...
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A mirror reflects a man’s face, but what he is really like is shown...